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[birds tweeting]
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[foliage rustling]
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["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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[Kate] What are all these cars?
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Oh, just a few strays
that didn't have anywhere to go.
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It's not that many people.
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That's Lila and her girlfriend Zadie,
and Derek and Eric.
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Rita from my ShopRite.
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Jim, Megan, Aaron.
I think that's Tom and Tommy.
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Okay, honey. Take this in.
We're gonna be here for a while.
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No, it's not that many people.
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And that one's Ginny.
She's pretty much all packed up.
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Oh. How you doing with that?
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I'm good.
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It was good to have them here.
But, you know, it's time.
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I've gotta get my house back to myself.
Where's Jack?
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Oh, he's driving up separately.
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Yeah, he's doing one of his
last long runs before next week,
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and I didn't feel like waiting for him.
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Hmm.
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We've been trying to let each other
do our own thing more lately.
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We're freeballing it.
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Okay. Sounds gross.
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- [snickers]
- [car horn honks]
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[Kate] Whose car is that?
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I don't know. It's just so wittle.
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Who do I know that's wittle?
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[Danny grunts and sighs]
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Did you borrow that car from Polly Pocket?
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Guys, careful where you park that thing
'cause the baby might choke on it.
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But for real, if we drip water on it,
will it get bigger?
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Fuck y'all!
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["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi continues]
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- [indistinct chatter]
- [jazzy music playing]
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[Danny] Who are all these fucking people?
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Hello. Hi, hi, hi!
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Oh! Lila!
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Hi.
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You must be Zadie.
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Hi.
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[Zadie chuckles]
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[giggling] Hi.
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Happy Thanksgiving. Good to see you.
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- Red or white?
- Talk to the boss.
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- Red, please.
- [Anne] Oh.
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[Kate] He got so big.
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- Yeah, he's multiplying.
- Happy Thanksgiving!
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- Aw, you got big too.
- [laughing] Hi. He's so big!
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Wonderful.
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I'll drink this
and my mood will change as follows.
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Quiet rage.
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Mostly rude.
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Flirty. Still rude.
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And finally,
a return to me being adorable.
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Let the journey begin.
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- Hmm.
- [glass clinks]
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I wanted us to try an Italian car,
but then he hates it.
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You know why?
'Cause he cannot drive stick.
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Because I live in the present.
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I also don't take steam trains
or listen to the phonograph while I jog!
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Anyway, the reason why we wanted that car
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is because we've been talking
about our next chapter, and--
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[mouthing] Don't tell them.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
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[all] Hey!
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[Jack] So many people.
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- [Anne] Hey, Jack!
- [Claude] Looking hot!
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Well, congratulations on becoming
a state trooper, by the way.
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[laughing]
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- Talk to me about the look.
- Don't worry, I brought a sweater.
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- I do not care.
- Haven't you heard? They're freeballing?
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- [Jack] Mm-hmm, yeah.
- What?
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- Thank you.
- Put that in immediately.
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We hacked marriage.
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You know, she lets me look like this,
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and I don't say anything
when she wears her big mama underwear.
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Yeah, and we don't have endless
arguments about what's for dinner anymore.
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I can have Triscuits and cottage cheese,
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and he can order a meatball sub
from that place where I saw a rat once.
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- Jack, isn't your marathon next week?
- Yes, Team Nick.
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You know, I've been thinking
about him a lot this week.
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Oh, yeah. He used to love Thanksgiving.
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Remember he spent a fortune on that, um,
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uh, stupid turkey sword thing?
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- Oh, no.
- It was an old English carving blade.
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And I have it right here.
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No way.
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- Aw.
- Yeah.
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We're doing all his old traditions,
'cause that's what he would've wanted.
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You know, just the people he loved
the most together in one--
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- Terry alert! Terry approaching!
- [Claude] Shut up!
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[laughter]
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- [Anne] Terry is here, everybody.
- Terry is here.
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- Say hi to Terry. Make yourself at home.
- Hi, Terry.
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All right then. Pants coming off.
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- Whoops. Whoops.
- [all laughing]
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[Terry mumbling]
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Oh, Ramona…
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♪ This is my hot tub crew ♪
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- Hi, happy Thanksgiving.
- [Claude] Happy Thanksgiving.
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This is Ramona.
She makes handcrafted looms.
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- [Danny] Oh, okay.
- So you're a weaver?
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No, I make looms.
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Happy Thanksgiving. Ugh!
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My hat.
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"Talk to the boss."
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It was a long ride
in an uncomfortable car.
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My hat got smushed.
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Okay, but is it just about the car?
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Why didn't you let me
tell them about our plans?
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Are you changing your mind?
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No, it just wasn't the right moment.
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I'll tell them.
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Okay.
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Let me see.
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I can't do this
without my haberdashery tools.
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Why did Anne invite all these randos?
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I didn't get a big enough turkey.
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Terry and Ramona are gonna throw off
the vibes of the talent show.
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Maybe their talent could be grinding
conversation to a halt.
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[Jack] Hmm, what's all this?
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Oh, that is the little business plan
for the place down the shore.
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What do you think?
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Well, I think
when you mentioned doing an Airbnb,
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I didn't realize you were, like,
"make a whole binder" serious about it.
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It's not an Airbnb. It's a BandB.
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Like a bed and breakfast that I could run.
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- Newhart shit.
- Okay, cool.
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Well, have fun.
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Tell me how your life goes.
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Wait, are you mad?
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Well, I'm not psyched.
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You're planning a new Airbnb life
down the shore without me.
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It's not "air."
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And it's not without you.
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All right, this isn't happening tomorrow.
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There's gotta be loans and inspections
and before any of that,
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I need to talk to Danny
and see if he's even into it.
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Oh, well, that makes sense,
'cause Danny's your husband
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and I'm a cartoon frog
that you hang out with.
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I mean, do you really not see what's mean
about planning a life without me?
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You're the one
who wanted us to do our own thing.
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Yeah, I meant
we get off each other's backs,
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not like we need an E-Z Pass
to go see each other.
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I don't think slamming drawers is healthy.
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I am not mad.
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I am thinking
while closing drawers that are sticky.
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Jack, Danny does this for a living, right?
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This binder is just a bunch of shit
I printed off Getty Images
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until Danny either likes it or doesn't.
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Yeah, or worse,
until Danny likes it then doesn't.
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Big idea Jones changes his mind
about what he wants every two weeks.
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["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
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I-I'm sorry.
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Bet he'll like it.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Ah.
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There you are.
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What time do you have to be in Brooklyn
for your vegan Friendsgiving?
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It's not vegan.
You're adding that in for no reason.
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- We'll probably leave in like an hour.
- Think you'll be back tomorrow for pie?
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I got two things of Cool Whip,
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so we can just rawdog one
straight from the container.
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Oh, my God. Don't say "rawdog."
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Is Zadie having fun?
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You think she'll be back for Christmas?
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Uh, I don't know about that.
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My therapist has been saying
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it's really good to change up
holiday traditions after someone dies.
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And
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this house…
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Yeah. It's hard.
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There's just so many memories here.
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Yeah, and they were all with Dad.
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So,
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my friends and I were talking
about taking our own trip for Christmas.
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Maybe volunteer.
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Hmm.
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I'm sorry. Is that okay?
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Yeah, I know. I get it.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yes, definitely. For sure.
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You should go somewhere too.
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Like, um, sexy Christmas in Tokyo.
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- [laughing]
- [gasps softly]
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Honey, I am fine right here.
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You don't worry about me, okay?
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Okay.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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- Love you.
- Love you… more.
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- [Eugene whimpers]
- [inhales deeply]
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- [sighs]
- [Eugene crying]
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Hey, Gino. It's okay. It's okay, baby boy.
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It's-- Aw.
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Honey, why don't you just leave the crib
in case you guys sleep over on Christmas?
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Oh, thanks, but he's used to that one.
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Somebody's pissed. Is he hungry?
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No, I-I-I just gave him a bottle.
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- Is his diaper wet?
- Um…
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No, no. It's still dry. Okay, okay!
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♪ Twinkle, twinkle, make it stop ♪
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Does he hate me? I feel like
he just hates me so much right now.
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Nobody hates anybody.
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We're just doing some fussing.
That's all.
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We're just doing some fussing. Right?
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- [crying continues]
- Here we go. [gasps]
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Look at you! You're fussing!
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Let's see, we still got
ten fingers and ten toes.
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And so far, so good.
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And…
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[crying stops]
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How…
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This was in his butt.
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Oh, my God.
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No, it wasn't actually in his butt.
Just near his butt…
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hole.
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Anne, if I had been by myself,
he would've been like this for hours.
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- Hours.
- Oh.
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[shushing]
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Don't make me
take the earring out of your butt.
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["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
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You want me to help take down the crib?
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Um…
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Yeah, I don't know. Maybe later.
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[sighs] Sorry.
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Wait, who has COVID?
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I cannot get sick right before LoomFest.
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No, no, no. No one has COVID, all right?
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It's just a Pagano family
Thanksgiving tradition
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started by the late, great Nick Pagano.
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Oh, and first prize is…
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this bad boy.
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Who's in?
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- Lila.
- Fuck.
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Lila, come on.
Can I put you down for a song?
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Mm-mm.
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You still know how to play "Riptide"
on the ukulele?
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No, I'm good, Uncle Jack.
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All right, uh, anybody else?
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It's a tradition here we do.
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Come on, come on. Terry.
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Can't believe I'm saying this,
but, uh, let's bust out that guitar, huh?
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Why would I have brought a guitar?
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Well…
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- Hey.
- Oh, sorry.
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["Presto" from La tempesta di mare
by Vivaldi playing]
250
00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:11,587
[Danny] Katherine!
251
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,881
- [gasps and laughs]
- Sorry, did I scare you?
252
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:16,717
No, wait-- Um, sit, actually.
I wanted to talk to you.
253
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,719
Well, actually,
I want to talk to you, too.
254
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,513
Oh, okay. Do you want to go first?
255
00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:23,891
Hmm, you go first. Yeah. You go first.
256
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,851
Okay, ahem.
257
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,105
Okay, well,
this is gonna sound like a zag--
258
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,940
Claude and I are moving to Italy!
259
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,483
Sorry, I went first.
260
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,276
What?
261
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,403
Yeah.
262
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,155
That's why we rented
that stupid little car,
263
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,867
'cause that's what we'll need
when we live in Claude's mountain village.
264
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,452
Mountain village?
265
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,954
I know!
266
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,747
When Claude first said it, I thought,
267
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,084
"What, am I gonna to have to put on skis
every time I need to get toilet paper?"
268
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,711
[Danny laughing]
269
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,129
But then,
270
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:57,758
we'd be closer to his family, you know,
since we've always lived near mine.
271
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,262
It's big, I know.
272
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,682
Come on. What do you think?
273
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,813
Okay, well,
if this is your latest thing, fine.
274
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,858
Uh, what do you mean, "my latest thing"?
275
00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,901
Do you not see that you keep doing this?
276
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,863
You retile a kitchen for no reason.
277
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,282
And Patrizia,
we all know how that turned out.
278
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,910
You were emailing surrogates
three months ago.
279
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,871
Hey, madam, return to your lane.
280
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,456
No, okay, I'm sorry, okay.
281
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,458
But you asked me what I thought,
282
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,168
and you know I would never lie to you.
283
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:37,047
I mean, do you see yourself yodeling
on an alp for the rest of your life?
284
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:38,758
Katherine.
285
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:39,842
Stop.
286
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,678
Claude really wants this.
287
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,641
And you're getting cold feet,
and that's why you're fighting,
288
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,518
and that's why you asked me
what I thought.
289
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,355
[scoffs]
290
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,279
I'm gonna go remind Anne
to put out both kinds of olives.
291
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,865
Yeah, you really should
go fucking do that.
292
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,118
[sighs]
293
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,666
- Hey, did you talk to Danny?
- Uh, kind of.
294
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,337
- How do you "kinda" talk to someone?
- It was complicated. Don't worry about it.
295
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,964
Wait, come on,
I feel shitty about earlier.
296
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,842
Can we just not freeball for a second?
What happened?
297
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,470
Jack, it is the middle of Thanksgiving.
298
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:29,391
Does everyone here need a one-act play
about our communication skills? I am fine.
299
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,230
[sighs]
300
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:40,653
Hey. We're trying to leave, but there's,
like, a food delivery robot in the way.
301
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,322
That's my car.
302
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,909
["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
303
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:57,419
[grunts]
304
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,259
[sighs]
305
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,136
- [car starts]
- Okay.
306
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,430
- And…
- [engine stalls]
307
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,598
[grunts]
308
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,016
Son of a bitch.
309
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,936
[ignition turns]
310
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,106
Goddammit! You Italian piece of shit!
311
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,774
Are you talking about me?
312
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,068
No, I…
313
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,821
It's this car.
314
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,031
Why doesn't it know
I'm good at everything?
315
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,659
Is it just the car? Really?
316
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,372
You've been stressed out all day.
I think this is about the move.
317
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,668
I know how hard it is.
I've been there, I've done it.
318
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,086
Yeah.
319
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,340
You know how long it took me to adjust
to your disgusting food and language?
320
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,508
Hmm?
321
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:45,593
I know.
322
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,557
I only want to go to Italy
if you're excited to go too.
323
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,769
["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi continues]
324
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,771
Now get the fuck out
so I can move the car.
325
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,777
- Come on.
- Okay.
326
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,070
[laughs]
327
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,572
[muttering]
328
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:07,865
All right.
329
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,700
[starts ignition]
330
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,287
[man] Hey!
331
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,587
It's okay. In Italy, we believe cars
can touch a little bit.
332
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,007
[laughing]
333
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,216
[horn blares]
334
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,385
[laughing]
335
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,888
[indistinct chatter]
336
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,649
You're quiet. You okay over there?
337
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,651
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
338
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:49,031
Well, except I found a stuffing that has
wild rice, raisins, and jalapeños in it.
339
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:51,492
- Should I throw it out or call the police?
- [laughing]
340
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,077
Oh. Hey, Anne.
341
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,620
Hey.
342
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:59,083
I just want to say thanks
for inviting all of us with nowhere to go.
343
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:02,336
- It means the world.
- That is so sweet, Terry.
344
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,712
You know,
345
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,049
some of my friends were ribbing me
about inviting too many people.
346
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,551
Well, I think it's beautiful.
347
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,554
I have to say, I was a little shocked
when I got your e-vite.
348
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,391
But then I'm like,
"Terry, there's only one reason
349
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,936
why somebody would invite
this many people to their house."
350
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,439
So many people that you can't
hear your own thoughts.
351
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,733
And the reason is, Anne…
352
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,988
you've got a big heart.
353
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:31,991
Yes.
354
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,742
It…
355
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,203
That.
356
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:40,290
- Terry, go see if people want toothpicks.
- Okay.
357
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,668
- Oh, Danny!
- Uh-uh. Nope.
358
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:43,836
[Terry] Alrighty.
359
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,463
- Kate, can I grab you for a second?
- Yeah.
360
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,591
[sighs]
361
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,469
Danny, I'm sorry.
362
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,470
Look…
363
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,348
We are moving to Italy.
364
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,892
Yeah, and parts of it are scary.
365
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,853
And Claude and I will have dumb-ass fights
366
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,397
where I act like a little brat
about a tiny car.
367
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,025
But I'm a little brat
about a lot of things.
368
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,901
About the length of straight men's shorts.
369
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,654
Uh, when we enter a restaurant
and a waiter says, "Welcome in."
370
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,739
[laughing]
371
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,367
The point is, this is our next chapter.
372
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:19,872
It's the next chapter
that the man I love wants the most.
373
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,331
And I'm not gonna
374
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,543
let my bullshit fuck it up.
375
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:25,502
Yeah.
376
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,298
You sound sure.
You could've said all that the first time.
377
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,508
[gentle music playing]
378
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,679
So when do you go?
379
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,556
Two weeks.
380
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:39,975
Wow.
381
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,856
Okay, so you, my friend,
are moving to Italy.
382
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,774
Yeah.
383
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,525
Congratulations.
384
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,445
I look forward to hearing you say,
385
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,989
"It's 3:00 p.m.,
why the fuck is everything closed?"
386
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,532
[both laughing]
387
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,034
[groans]
388
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,208
Don't let Jersey
change you too much, little bro.
389
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,585
I don't want to find
a gold chain in your neck rolls.
390
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,878
[Ginny] Oh.
391
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,423
Well, actually, I think we might
hold off on New Jersey for a second.
392
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,717
Yeah, I think we might
stick around here for the holidays.
393
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:14,635
[Lila] Seriously?
394
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,887
[Ginny] Yeah!
Your mom kind of hinted we could stay.
395
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:21,600
Okay. Just maybe try to move out
before you're fully Grey-Gardens-ing.
396
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,352
No, I say that with love.
397
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,437
- Yes, I-I deeply appreciate that.
- [Eugene fusses]
398
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,022
- Yeah.
- No Grey Gardens for us.
399
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,857
- [laughing] Okay.
- [knocks]
400
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:29,775
- Hi.
- Heading out?
401
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,443
- Yeah. Love you.
- Love you.
402
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,611
- [Lila] Mm.
- Be safe.
403
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,071
Thank you. I'll send pics.
404
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,281
- Thanksgiving bib.
- [Lila, laughing] Bye.
405
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,784
[Ginny] How cute is this bib?
406
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,910
Thanksgiving bib.
407
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,995
- Dinner's ready.
- [Ginny] Oh, great!
408
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,331
- [man] Whatever.
- [woman] Better, yes.
409
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,582
[Anne blowing raspberry]
410
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,043
- Wow!
- I so big!
411
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,546
All right, the turkey's ready.
412
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,797
[woman] Oh!
413
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,258
- Finally.
- Oh. Um…
414
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,468
Jack, you can sit here.
I'll go sit at the card table.
415
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,928
No, no, no, no, you stay.
416
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,848
I'm happy to sit at the, uh, card table.
417
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,391
- Yeah.
- [Anne] Thank you.
418
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,519
- Hi.
- Oh, hi!
419
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,729
- Thank you.
- [Terry] Park it here. Turkey party.
420
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,022
All right.
421
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,732
[woman] Oh, wow.
422
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,193
Hey, uh, have any of you seen Kate?
423
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,320
No.
424
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,491
So, Jeff, you work at ShopRite with Rita?
425
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,659
Mm-mm.
426
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,495
Uh, excuse me.
427
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,792
- Kate?
- [Kate sobbing]
428
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,505
Hey. What happened?
429
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,800
Is this about Danny? What'd he say?
430
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,469
No, it doesn't matter. I'm fine. Go.
431
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,054
No, Kate, come on. You're crying.
432
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,599
I talked to Danny, and…
433
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,601
It's too much to explain.
434
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,061
Wait, was he snarky about it?
435
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,523
This Thanksgiving is fucked up enough
without the core group turning on each--
436
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,110
What are you talking about core group?
We're not the fucking Goonies.
437
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,281
Wait, why'd you throw out the Airbnb--
438
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,659
It's not "air" and it's not happening.
Go out. Go!
439
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,121
[Kate crying]
440
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,539
[indistinct chatter]
441
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,167
Hey. Danny.
442
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,210
Hey.
443
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,420
Were you a wang about the binder?
444
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,297
- What?
- What?
445
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,008
Were you a wang about the binder?
446
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:19,927
What?
447
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,971
Kate's BandB, not "air."
448
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,433
Were you mean about the binder of it?
449
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,936
Are you having a stroke?
450
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,646
Am I having a stroke?
451
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,272
- Are you okay?
- You need to calm down.
452
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,608
No, no, no.
He needs to answer me. All right?
453
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,526
Kate is upstairs right now, sobbing!
454
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,320
[Kate] Stop telling him!
455
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,073
Look, you don't want to do
the bed and breakfast, fine.
456
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,825
- But you didn't have to hurt her.
- What bed and breakfast?
457
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,328
All I said was that we're moving to Italy.
458
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,621
[gasps] What?
459
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,623
- You're moving to Italy?
- Yes.
460
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:52,125
Oh, so what, just fuck the core group?
461
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,336
- Is that--
- Stop saying "core group."
462
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,256
Jack, you need to take a deep breath.
463
00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,467
You're approaching "woman who needs to be
duct taped to her plane seat" territory.
464
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,010
Jack, stop it.
465
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:06,265
Wait, why are you carving the turkey
before we say what we're all thankful for?
466
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,141
What, this is the turkey?
467
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,770
Oh, I thought it was a little side turkey
for, like, me and Ramona.
468
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:16,024
Okay, you know what? It's canceled.
Thanksgiving is canceled.
469
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,776
- [Anne] No!
- [Claude] Jack!
470
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,779
No one has any gratitude
for anyone else here.
471
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,532
Fuck it. I'm done being
the only one who gives a shit!
472
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,616
[grunts]
473
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,702
[all scream]
474
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,204
- Jack, no!
- What the hell?
475
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,456
[Kate] Are you okay?
476
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,625
What the-- [gasps]
477
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,876
Oh.
478
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,336
Your marathon.
479
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,382
["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
480
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:50,767
[car horns honking]
481
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,151
And I thank you, and I appreciate you,
and I love you, and drive safe.
482
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,445
[sighs]
483
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:02,863
Are you okay?
484
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,990
I'm sorry he called you a wong.
485
00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:05,991
- A wong?
- A wag.
486
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,534
- It's a wang.
- What is the wang?
487
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:10,996
Don't even worry about it. I'm fine.
Although I have been a wang.
488
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,498
I'm sorry about today.
489
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,753
I'm excited to go with you to Italy.
I'm so excited.
490
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:21,048
And if it makes you happy, I'll get
an even smaller car when we get there.
491
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:24,176
I can drive with my head
popping out of the sunroof.
492
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,385
[both laughing]
493
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,095
Okay.
494
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:28,805
Ciao!
495
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,265
[car doors open]
496
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:33,894
[gentle music playing]
497
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,896
[car door closes]
498
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:40,275
[grunts]
499
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,985
[engine starts]
500
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,575
[Ginny laughing]
501
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,743
[Ginny] Okay.
502
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,787
Come on.
503
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:54,581
- [sighs]
- Oh.
504
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,541
[exhales and laughs]
505
00:22:56,625 --> 00:23:00,837
Why are these things' two modes,
broken umbrella and bear trap?
506
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,673
I brought you some leftovers
for the weekend,
507
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,301
and the meat is rotisserie chicken
from my fridge.
508
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,345
I promise it is not dirt turkey.
509
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,680
Thanks.
510
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,727
[sighs]
511
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:16,895
I, uh…
512
00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,232
I was thinking of maybe
taking you up on your offer
513
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:22,317
to stay just a little bit longer.
514
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,652
I know you were.
515
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:25,862
But I am kicking you out.
516
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:26,863
[smacks lips]
517
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,074
Uh, what?
518
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:32,619
You are ready for this,
and you are good at it, Ginny.
519
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,956
Okay, um, yeah, but what if I fuck up
and you're not there to help me?
520
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:37,999
Yeah. It's okay to fuck up.
521
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,168
It is literally how you get better at it.
522
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,796
I just hate seeing you doubt yourself.
523
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,924
Because once you invite
that voice into your head,
524
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:48,635
the one that tells you
that you can't do anything,
525
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,097
it is really hard to evict that fucker.
526
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:55,392
[tender music playing]
527
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:57,352
[voice breaks]
You got to trust me on that one.
528
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,188
[softly] Okay.
529
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,150
Mm.
530
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,569
[tender music continues]
531
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:11,450
Okay. I got to get one last hit
off of this good stuff.
532
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,617
[Ginny] Yeah, get in there.
533
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,663
[in playful raspy voice] I got to get
one last hit off of this good stuff.
534
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,582
That's a boy.
535
00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:19,916
[sniffs]
536
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,835
That's a boy.
537
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,214
[tender music continues]
538
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,306
Does Anne need her peas back?
539
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:35,682
Let me see it.
540
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,603
[gasps]
541
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,355
What were you thinking?
542
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,274
I mean, isn't it obvious?
543
00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:48,445
I wanted to ruin Thanksgiving
and the marathon I worked all year on.
544
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,491
I definitely wasn't worried about
my crying wife who won't talk to me.
545
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,118
Oh, it's my fault? That's why
you kicked dinner across the yard.
546
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,370
I fucked up, okay? I'm…
547
00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,581
[sighs] It's okay.
548
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:00,540
[sniffles]
549
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,626
- You're gonna be okay.
- No.
550
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,503
I'm really sorry. I mean, I…
551
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,254
Me too.
552
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:11,551
Just think of the amazing story
you gave Ramona for LoomFest.
553
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:12,886
[scoffs]
554
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,513
God.
555
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,518
Been married like a billion years.
How are we still so bad at this?
556
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,478
I don't know.
557
00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:27,108
But, you know, maybe growing further apart
on purpose was a stupid idea.
558
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,443
- Hmm.
- [sighs]
559
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,613
["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
560
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,744
Okay, kiddo.
561
00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:41,164
Okay, it's just you and me now. Yeah.
562
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:45,377
How'd you like to Grey Gardens with me
for the next 18 to 40 years?
563
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,671
That's a yes. Okay.
564
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,052
[sighs]
565
00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,308
[sniffles]
566
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,899
[car engine starts]
567
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,588
[door slams]
568
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:46,313
[breathing shakily]
569
00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,023
[sighs]
570
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:03,204
Annie!
571
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,248
Annie!
572
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:08,376
["Autumn" from The Four Seasons
by Vivaldi playing]
573
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:28,832
[music ends]